I always say I have the best callers, and I will add the most imaginative, creative and fun! The things you cum up with, the things we talk about, laugh about and explore often amaze me! As your phone sex Mistress, I adore you. One such caller has provided me with a new tool. Yes, you are all tools, but this one is very cool. A very cool tool. It is a metronome. You know, the tick tock, kind of back and forth time keeping thing. He liked to stroke to the sound of it. He was a good stroker boy, almost an expert like most of my strokers. You all know how to handle your cocks, your tool, but not like the soft hands of your Mistress! He had a cock stroking  technique all his own. He asked that we start slowly, then speed up a bit for the hand jive, then stop just as he almost hits his mark. We continued this dance for an hour, each time  getting closer and closer until he is finally allowed satisfaction. His drum beat fantasy fulfilled.

Anyone out there care to try this? C’mon, youcock strokers! Don’t be shy! This is a new favorite game of your favorite Mistress. I control your cock, and now I can do it to the beat of  metronome. I control the speed, I control the strokes, I even control the outcum! Depends on the mood I am in and how much time we have. How long can you last? I love this game!

For an erotic phone session with Mistress Meredith, call 800-730-7164
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum
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Yes, Mistress likes vanilla. But before you go to the dark side and look for a dominate torturous hardcore phone sex Mistress hear me out. My vanilla callers are a group of highly sexually charged erotic, educated and professional men. They are excited by my voice and love to follow my cock stroking directions. They get off on the fantasy, the insidious touch that seems to be so real. As if I am there, first hand experiencing it all with them. It is mutually enjoyable, and sometimes to the point of tears from laughing so much. After all, sex should be fun! This elite group is very creative also. One caller has dubbed himself “Madagascar”. It comes from the most sought after premium top shelf vanilla bean. He is indeed premium. Our long sensual calls are simply bliss. Their and back again. He is always first class and holds me close after we lie in the afterglow.  He spoiled me big time for my b-day and I look forward to his calls! Another vanilla man does shots of tequila as we sing the pee wee song “Tequila”  and we let off steam and laugh and giggle and laugh some more. He is great fun and also spoiled me on my b-day. He works way too much and I am his voice of reason … reason to cut loose and have explosive orgasms! “Holy tamale” is the catch phrase of the day with our calls. My other vanilla man recently accompanied me to the dressing room of the lingerie department. As I tried to model bras he was out of his mind with desire and passion. He was speechless, as his body worshipping excitement was overwhelming. Afterwards he told me it had always been a fantasy of his. So glad to have been the one to deliver!

I enjoy all kinds of sensual activities and yes, I can be a tease, tormentor and do have a kink side. If you heard the interview with the fabulous Mistress Tia for her Mistress interview for her radio show, you would know that!    http://www.themistressinterviews.com/2010/03/a-fun-filled-phone-sex-mistress-interview/ Every Tuesday she interviews a mistress and it is fun and revealing! What I revealed is how excited I get when I put a pet man in chastity.I mean, I get wet! When talking to my premium vanilla man about this, he did not understand, as most vanilla callers do not. He actually thought when I talked about caging  that it was an actual cage. I sweetly explained it all to him. He had no idea. That’s what I like about vanilla… so plain and simple… but add nuts and I will whip your cream!

For a sensual erotic phone session with Empress Meredith, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute,. with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
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Fooled you! But I got your attention! I know how your naughty mind works! I also know how the Internet works and pretty soon my yahoo would be posted all over the world.  This is as close as you will get to my juicy birthday suit! So stop asking Mistress for those kind of pics, you naughty boys!

But that’s not what this blog is all about. This blog is about three things. Your phone sex Mistress is in awe of Mistress Carmen and her stimulating outlook! You would be stroked to check her out at http://www.kinkyphonesexmistress.com/2010/03/phone-sex-mistress-carmen-loves-cuckold-calls/#comments  She is one of a kind and simply incredible! Cuckold queen!

The second thing is a big huge warm wet kiss to my callers who showered their Mistress with so much love and attention for my birthday! As you know, we have been updating the system here, so now our blogs are up and running at cock stroking speed. Because of that, I was not able to access my blog and send out  proper thanks for all my birthday gifts. I am flattered beyond belief! You spoil your keeper, my obedient worshipping slaves, cocksuckers, sissies, cuckies and good old vanilla callers! Your gifts were appreciated and I just love it that you remembered me AND in such thoughtful ways! You know me so well and  it showed by your selections and generosity. I could just kiss you!

Now for the third thing.I just have to share this story. One of my regulars called and I had told him for my birthday I had a  special gift for him! I am such a generous Mistress! I said we were going to see how many times he could orgasm in one hour! He was thrilled, since he never knows if he is cumming or going ! He was up for the challenge and was quite impressive! He actually achieved this hands free and with a powerful vibrator! Anyone else want a gift from me? Call me and book an hour. Lets see if you can break his record! How many times did he cum for me? You’ll have to call to find out!   Oh, I am a mean Mistress!  I may even post the top ten strokers! Names will be changed to protect the guilty pleasures. So lets all say it together … stroke me, stroke me, STROKE! STROKE!

For a sensual erotic phone session with Empress Meredith, call 800-601-6975
Must be 18+
Calls are $2.50 per minute,. with a 10 minute minimum
Discreetly billed to your credit card
http://ratemycall.com