Recently I had a wonderful weekend in Chicago. It IS my kind of town and I treated myself to a much needed spa retreat. I always get my hair done there ( yes, it is worth the 2 hour drive) but this time I scheduled a massage. I have been a little stressed ( haven’t we all, I know) and a full body massage seemed the perfect answer. More on my massage escapades later. The thing that got me thinking is the services at the salon. I remember when a blow dry and style were included in your beauty shop visit. Not so now! Every thing is itemized. Its all Al la ca rte. If you want a style and blow dry its extra. I understand it, but at the same time I miss the things that seem to go hand in hand.

So it got me thinking about sex. Its a beautiful mind, isnt it? Where was I? Oh, yeah Sex! So… If you could order anything off my menu, sexually, what would it be? A long sensual session of love making? A nice warm wet sloppy blow job? A firm hand job? A disciplined session that brings you to the edge and back and beyond? How about a quickie? Would you like me to get my strap on out?Roleplay? Be your mommy? Better yet, be the MILF that has been your fantasy ever since high school. Want my sensual voice to guide you as you surrender to your urges? As your phone sex Goddess, I can easily place your order, serve it up hot and steamy, and let you cool down. Tips are always appreciated.
So much to choose from! I like it all so feel free to order off the menu or go a la ca rte. We could do body shots and cum up with a very creative dessert. Anytime whipped cream is involved is a good time! I have a cool whip with a cherry on top.

So think about my hot dish and the blue plate special. We can serve it up spicey or a little mild with vanilla. This is all you can eat, so please get what you want! If its not on the menu, I am sure we can work something out. You can always eat at the Y!